Fight The Good Fight
itscarororo:
“watch out, a snake
”

itscarororo:

watch out, a snake

melanin-majestic:

treygotguap:

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Don’t let another person ruin your day

fuckyahumor:

dunyun-rings:

ruin your own damn day

let me ruin ur day :)

diabolicalcubussisters:
“ well then WHAT is the point
”

diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

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Is your therapist washing you?

kari-izumi:
“ imaginarycircus:
“This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.
”
This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution
”

kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

editoress:

“SIT LIKE A LADY”

NO

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Lies I have told

softjoly:

hermesapprentice:

I always tell people that my cat doesn’t really like people that much even though she is really cuddly so they feel special when she cuddles them.

You are the best person